SOMETHING TO BOOST UP YOUR DAY!!!

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

p/s: That picture does not relate to the article at all. It was a cake for my brother's birthday on 16 October. Happy Birthday bro!!

Leadership Transformation

Last nite i attended a dinner function at Sheraton Hotel Subang organized by LMI Malaysia. The talk was about Leadership and along with it was award giving ceremony to their valued clients and employees. The event was at Sheraton Hotel at Towers and i brought along 'my precious' to accompany me. But while I'm enjoying the Chinese cuisine 'my precious' just can watching Prison Break at lobby..Sorry!!

I was invited to the event because I'm one of the TM xscholar so as the valuable client to LMI they gave us about 20 tables last nite. Guest speaker was YBhg Admiral (rtd) Tan Sri Dato' Sri Mohd Anwar Mohd Nor to share on 'Leadership Transformation'. For information, YBhg Tan Sri Dato' Sri is a distinguished leader being the first Naval Officer to become the Chief of Defence.

This event graced by the Honourable Minister in the Prime Minister's Department, Yang Berhormat Datuk Dr. Maximus J. Ongkili which also deliver a keynote address on 'Leadership Challenge'


Overall, the dishes is just average and the function was so lengthy but I’m grateful enuff being invited. Thanks TM and thanks to you (u know who u are) coz wasting your time at the hotel lobby with your nice suit!!Hoho

XOXO – sorry no pics..

BEEZEEING

i have been very busy since yesterday and perhaps gonna continue till this Friday..Operational and Divisional meeting will be in this Thursday meaning that us the ' orang suruhan' have to prepare all kind of reports and process flows and many more that our bossess gonna present at the meeting..Tu la boss, tanak prepare earlier kan dah susah sekarang..Saper yang susah??Yang cikai² ni jugak..

And some more next week I have three assignments to submit and have no time to do it..

Useful Info on Mobile Phone

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

*I*

The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.

*II*

Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?* This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

*III*
Subject: Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND FINALLY

*IV*
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

International business

Assalamualaikum..

I jut got back from class..My MBA class..Today's subject was International Business and my group assignment is to talk about globalisation and emerging market..What the *ell is that?? If u ask me about IPVPN or tunneling or managed security services boleh la i jawab..Nih economic terms semua mmg i blur lah..HUHU..so i think from i now on i have to read all the economic news from newspaper..

And if got free time on weekend i have to go to library to find economics and international investment books and read it..

And somemore i need to squeeze my working time and spend on surfing the economics articles in the internet..

So, I'm so sorry boss..

Deepavali

Above photo taken during my internship at TM..We visited TMVSAT at Cyberjaya and had opportunities to learn and had a close look of all types of satellite dishes there..Lucky me, I am able to use the experiences in my current works..

But it is not the subject that matter here..The focus are on those two ladies..The lady wearing blue blouse is Nisha and the other is Kameeni..They are my first and second Indian friends that I have..

Happy Deepavali NISHA & KAMEENI..

3 perkara Bill Gates Mengaku Kalah

**got this from my friend


MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool... and unbelievable...
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? ?


MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts. This is something pretty cool and neat... and unbelievable...
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic........ ............ ..........